英语笑话大全 50字一：
Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a , you've done the right thing, says MommyBut Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。好，你做得对。妈妈说。但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。
英语笑话大全 50字二：
A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.
一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足?为什么?当然是有六个孩子的`那个，因为有600万美元那个还想要得更多。
英语笑话大全 50字三：
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing and: Soldiers? What soldiers?
妻子：亲爱的!快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆了。丈夫：士兵?什么士兵?