三字经英语笑话

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人之初 : At the begining of life.

三字经英语笑话

性本善 : Sex is good.

性相近 : Basically,all the sex are same.

习相远 : But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 : If you do not practise all the time.

性乃迁 : Sex will leave you..

教之道 : The way of learning it

贵以专 : is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

择邻处 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学 : If you don”t study hard,

断机杼 : Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 : Dou, the Famous

有义方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子 : All his five son took it

名俱扬 : and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 : If your children don”t know how to do it,

父之过 : It is all your fault.

教不严 : If they had lots of problems with it,

师之惰 : their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 : You may refuse to study this

非所宜 : but that is a real mistake

幼不学 : If you don”t learn it in childhood,

老何为 : you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 : If you don”t exercise your dick,

不成器 : It won”t become hard and strong.

人不学 : If you don”t learn sex,

不知义 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.