圣诞节英语笑话爆笑一：
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
一个女孩爬到圣诞老人的膝盖上，圣诞老人例行公事的`问：“今年圣诞节你想要什么呢?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
孩子瞪大眼睛惊讶的望着圣诞老人一分钟都没讲话，然后喘着气说到：“你没收到我的电子邮件吗?(我想要什么都写上面了，万能的圣诞老人咋能不知道捏)”
圣诞节英语笑话爆笑二：
A waitress at our restaurant had a change of clothes stolen from the break room. Making matters worse, she’d planned on wearing them to the Christmas party. As a brand-new employee, I didn’t know any of this backstory, so I was a bit surprised to find this indignant note posted on the community board: "It has been two weeks since the Christmas party, and I still have not found my clothes."
我们饭馆里一位女服务员的一套换洗的衣服在休息室里失窃了。更糟的是，她原本计划穿着那套去参加圣诞聚会。作为一个新员工，我并不知道这个幕后故事，因此当我发现这张充满怒气的纸条贴在社区公告栏里时，有点吃惊。纸条上写着：“圣诞聚会已经过去两个星期了，但我始终还没找回我的衣服。”