英文笑话文章一：
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $vertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:Horse, saddle and bridle for $diately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed theerroneously(错误地) typed ad.
英文笑话文章二：
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?Customer: No. Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
英文笑话文章三：
One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, “How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”