1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)i’ll never forget the time we share together.
我永远也不会忘记我们在一起的日子。
8)life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。
生活就像巧克力，个中滋味难以预料。
9)living without goal is like sailing without a compass.
没有目标的生活就如同没有罗盘的航行。
10)love alone could waken love!
只有爱才能唤醒爱!
11)love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
12)love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作。
16)you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!
你不是因为她的美丽而爱她，而她却因为你的爱而美丽。
17)your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
18)success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
19)the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
20)there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。